Life Through My Eyes



I'm Emily :)
twenty-one. june 28.
Texas will always have my heart, no matter where I am ♥
in CT for school. 6 more months and I'm out of here!
I do what makes me happy :)
I post what I like, how I feel and what makes me laugh.

Pictures!

happy friday tumblr!! :)

asshole: What’s the purpose of taking a picture of you bending over to show your cleavage? Surely men who respect women would be inclined to message you…. right?

me: that wasn’t the point of the picture…but okay, sure.

asshole: FYI real men find that trashy and tasteless.

me: LOL what’s the point of you even talking to me right now?

asshole: Trying to help you. I feel bad for all the single mothers out that don’t respect themselves. When did it become cool to be a whore? Poor thing.

me: When did it become cool to be a dick? So much for being a real man huh? I guess it’s a respectable thing to call a girl a whore. No wonder you’re on this site…I can’t imagine anyone would actually date you. And before you come back saying something about why I’m on here, I’m just here to talk to people. 

FYI I’m not a single mother. Or a whore for that matter. But I’m glad you seem to think that you know me. 

And I haven’t had any complaints about it so far, and believe me, I’ve had much more respectable men than you talk to me. So please, do yourself a favor and go away.


LMFAO. 

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jenntommy:

@-emilyyrose our childhood!

can we please watch this ASAP?!?!

(via grizzzz)

so done. everyone sucks.

theotherdayitookashitonmydog:

DONT TOUCH ME IM STERILE.

  • Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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dropitlikeitshot-:

happymess1995:

every one should see this

this still gets me every time.

(via the-krusty-crew)

(via owlb0nes)

  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

(via destroyer)